What can melt your heart?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

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Me- hey what you're doing here?

Can I see some anal hole?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Scene- oath ceremony

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Me- (keep laughing)

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

He- (blank face)

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Shruti Verma

hearhim (ignore my voice)

How were cows used in ancient India?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Everyone - okay didi.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

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What can melt your heart?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Talks with kids.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Me- (laughs)